(1) Text submitted to accompany photos is on a sub-third grade reading level. Judging from the wild abandon surrounding his use of the comma– God help us if he ever discovers sentence structure.

(2) Photographs exhibit a positively remarkable lack of imagination. We have forty-some cunning straight on shots of post-adolescent types looking at the camera. ALL vertical in dimension. That’s very cute layout potential.

Excuse my comments. They are bred from a genuine fascination of the fact that SOMEWHERE there is SOMEONE who honest-to-God went to the effort to produce this garbage and believes that it could be manufactured as a magazine and sold.

However, I suppose I should be a bit more sophisticated about this. Sort of a Pontius Pilate Paste-Up artist– I wash my hands. My muses have been blind-folded.